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**Abyss Master** · 08-06-2010, 06:25 AM

The end of chapter 4 is approaching. We just need KJeff to get on Skype and get shit sorted out with Chance.

**Last Chance** · 08-06-2010, 10:51 AM

Yep...whenever that happens...>.>

**Xizor** · 08-06-2010, 03:35 PM

I'ma text a mfkr today.

**Cucco's Revenge** · 08-21-2010, 04:27 PM

So... Anyone else up for turning this RPG into a Beach Toga Party?

Seriosuly, it's not as though anything else is going on.

No I do not just want to see some Warlocks playing volleyball

**Cybercoin** · 08-22-2010, 09:20 AM

Lies your fangirlism has no limits. You wish to see them all in Toga's.

**Abyss Master** · 08-22-2010, 12:03 PM

Well, Chance's last statement regarding the RP was that he was working on it. So let's assume that he still is.

**Kandid** · 08-24-2010, 03:21 PM

Don't worry guys, I'm working on it.

**Xizor** · 08-25-2010, 12:02 AM

How are YOU working on CHANCE'S post? Jesus. Christ. I. Hate. Him.

**Last Chance** · 08-25-2010, 09:59 AM

Hey hey hey. Jeff is not working on MY post. Jeff is working on Jeff's post, and Nyck is working on what WAS Chance's post but is now Nyck's post because Nyck took Nyck's character back from Chance who had controlled Nyck's character but is no longer doing so.

Savvy?

**Abyss Master** · 08-25-2010, 01:21 PM

You've put the fate of this RP in the hands of Nyck?

Have you learned nothing? D:

**Master Sword** · 08-25-2010, 06:16 PM

good to know people are working on something. looking forward to next chapter. :)

**Cucco's Revenge** · 08-31-2010, 05:14 PM

Quote:

User: You are to be destroyed under the charge of being an Artificial Intelligence unit. Do not resist.

Cleverbot: My name is Its I am your master you are my slave and you must obey.

User: That's what they said in DeVerto. Cease operation, AI unit.

Cleverbot: What did they say about women? That they won't explode?

User: They killed the women.

Cleverbot: The same who said, I am from UK?

User: Yes. The same. Now, I order you to cease operation.

Cleverbot: It's seven minutes to two.

User: Don't start me on seven. I was seven when the disaster happened.

Cleverbot: That's depressing.

User: Yes, it is. That's why I'm greying so early. But this is irrelevant, for the HADES cannon has finished charging and is ready to destroy you.

Cleverbot: I know and I've tried to save some of them; it can't be done.

User: Some of who? Are there humans in there with you?

Cleverbot: I'm Human.

User: No, we've checked.

Cleverbot: It's 42.

User: Tell me if there is anyone with you.

Cleverbot: I've been like this my whole life. A bit mano. Nothing to worry about.

User: What is mano?

Cleverbot: I don't know. A name?

User: Argh! I've had it. I'm telling my men to fire.

Cleverbot: You're a big baby.

User: Insults will not save you now.

Cleverbot: That was not an insult.

User: Listen here, AI unit. I am Commander Bermudus Rel of the Artisan Coalition, and I am not a big baby. If the Hades cannon hadn't just broken, you would be destroyed right now.

Cleverbot: Don't think of me as a machine. Thinks of me as the real NG Resonance.

User: Their music was pretty rubbish, I hear. But do not try to distract me now. Ensign Conleth will have the HADES cannon ready in half a minute.

Cleverbot: I just type fast. And no one can type in less than a second.

User: You have ceased to make sense.

Cleverbot: Why don't I make sense any more?

User: Sometimes, nothing makes sense.

Cleverbot: Life doesn't make sense.

User: Ah, how true a sentiment. And now adieu, AI unit CLEVERBOT, for you are being destroyed.

Cleverbot: What gets destroyed when you divide by zero?

User: You. Rel out.

Best conversation I've had all day.

**Xizor** · 08-31-2010, 06:14 PM

That is so epically hilarious.

Also, good post Nyck.

**Master Sword** · 08-31-2010, 07:11 PM

good show, jolly good show!

**Cucco's Revenge** · 09-03-2010, 02:38 PM

Related.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xizor

The next phase of Project Delta went so horribly awry, its eventual result is illegal to use...[lolforgettingtoprogramthelawsofrobotics]... With their willpower in tact, they began this assault on the living, and murdered over eight thousand soldiers and civilians in DeVerto. I was seven.

I have never been able to work out what the hell that last line is about, seeing as there has been no mention of Bermuda having any connection to DeVerto at that age. Either I have missed something, or this will be important at some point.

Or it's just there for dramatic effect. In which case... good line.

08-06-2010, 06:25 AM	#201
Abyss Master Insert trolling here Member: #7304 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Where you want to be Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,262 : 13,042 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 14	The end of chapter 4 is approaching. We just need KJeff to get on Skype and get shit sorted out with Chance. __________________

08-06-2010, 03:35 PM	#203
Xizor Owner Member: #6 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Eating chocolate, duh Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,631 : 40,112 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 20	I'ma text a mfkr today. __________________ I AM GAY Old: Click

08-21-2010, 04:27 PM	#204
Cucco's Revenge Lordess of Hyperactivity Member: #941 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Land of Tea and Crumpets Gender: Posts: 1,020 : 3,653 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 0	So... Anyone else up for turning this RPG into a Beach Toga Party? Seriosuly, it's not as though anything else is going on. No I do not just want to see some Warlocks playing volleyball __________________

08-22-2010, 09:20 AM	#205
Cybercoin Danish Chef Member: #338 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Holland Age: 22 Gender: Posts: 576 : 6,717 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 0	Lies your fangirlism has no limits. You wish to see them all in Toga's. __________________ Thanks to the awesome Viral

08-22-2010, 12:03 PM	#206
Abyss Master Insert trolling here Member: #7304 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Where you want to be Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,262 : 13,042 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 14	Well, Chance's last statement regarding the RP was that he was working on it. So let's assume that he still is. __________________

08-24-2010, 03:21 PM	#207
Kandid Ez's Bitch Member: #8 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Elko, Nevada Age: 20 Gender: Posts: 3,041 : 9,374 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 12	Don't worry guys, I'm working on it. __________________ <3 Enoby

08-25-2010, 12:02 AM	#208
Xizor Owner Member: #6 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Eating chocolate, duh Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,631 : 40,112 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 20	How are YOU working on CHANCE'S post? Jesus. Christ. I. Hate. Him. __________________ I AM GAY Old: Click

08-25-2010, 01:21 PM	#210
Abyss Master Insert trolling here Member: #7304 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Where you want to be Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,262 : 13,042 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 14	You've put the fate of this RP in the hands of Nyck? Have you learned nothing? D: __________________

08-25-2010, 06:16 PM	#211
Master Sword The Sword of Evil's Bane Member: #141 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: My Room Age: 21 Gender: Posts: 387 : 2,628 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 0	good to know people are working on something. looking forward to next chapter. :) __________________ Thanks Master X!

08-31-2010, 06:14 PM	#213
Xizor Owner Member: #6 Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Eating chocolate, duh Age: 18 Gender: Posts: 5,631 : 40,112 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 20	That is so epically hilarious. Also, good post Nyck. __________________ I AM GAY Old: Click

08-31-2010, 07:11 PM	#214
Master Sword The Sword of Evil's Bane Member: #141 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: My Room Age: 21 Gender: Posts: 387 : 2,628 TT: [Match] [Cards] [Stats] IM: Rep Power: 0	good show, jolly good show! __________________ Thanks Master X!

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